chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

Tatas

(Source: shalrath)

Quite the bargain found at Lucky Chinatown Mall for only P500. If you don’t know him yet, you will next year. #SubmitOrPerish

Quite the bargain found at Lucky Chinatown Mall for only P500. If you don’t know him yet, you will next year. #SubmitOrPerish

miserysnightmare:

The name “Nothung” (Modern German Notung = “Child of Need”) comes from Richard Wagner’s Ring Cycle, in which it is the sword of the hero Siegfried. The name was invented by Wagner, replacing the names for the hero’s sword found in Wagner’s sources, the Norse Edda andVölsungasaga (Gram = “wrath”) and in the medieval GermanNibelungenlied (Balmung = “destruction”).

Oh. So that’s what he says.

That sudden surge of movement when you can’t control yourself anymore for a split second.

That sudden surge of movement when you can’t control yourself anymore for a split second.