i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
One time I saw a pretty girl and I fell in love with everything about her and I asked her out on a roof in TriBeCa and I hit my head on a branch when I tried to retrieve the rose I had stashed up there for the occasion and she said yes and here we are five years later.